{"product_id":"calm-energy-dont-fuck-with-me","title":"Calm Energy, Don't fuck with me","description":"A glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker that blends mellow spirituality with blunt humor. The artwork shows a meditative figure seated among lotus blooms and herbal motifs, framed by a warm sun halo and a crescent moon. Soft vintage tones and vivid eco-solvent printing give the design a lived-in, collectible feel. It adheres smoothly to laptops, journals, water-resistant but not waterproof surfaces, or any smooth flat spot that needs personality. Use the transparent or white-backed option to control how the sticker integrates with your gear. Sized choices let you pick a subtle accent or a bolder statement piece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Scratch-resistant glossy paper finish for lasting sheen\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for smooth flat surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, eco-solvent printed colors — bold and fade-resistant\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent backing; four size options\u003cbr\u003e- Quick bubble-free application; not waterproof (indoor use)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":55647429328969,"sku":"18236915749223347844","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":55647429361737,"sku":"31521092827726587668","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":55647429394505,"sku":"23789435240866372698","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":55647429427273,"sku":"71057812685434817927","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0950\/1399\/4569\/files\/8909348764079748479_1200.jpg?v=1776826078","url":"https:\/\/shopferalvibes.com\/products\/calm-energy-dont-fuck-with-me","provider":"Mostly Zen, Occasionally Feral","version":"1.0","type":"link"}